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Illuminate Watcher Tee — “The Bisexuality Will Be Enforced”
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Eye see what you are. This hilarious, high-impact shirt features a menacing Illuminate Watcher front and center, with the bold declaration:
“THE BISEXUALITY WILL BE ENFORCED”
It’s absurd. It’s glorious. It’s exactly what the Ministry of Truth warned you about. Perfect for ops, pride patrols, or confusing your enemies into submission. Illuminate-style enlightenment never looked so good.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: 95th Helldiver Division Merch Store
- Email: commander-rod-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Illuminate Watcher Tee — “The Bisexuality Will Be Enforced” Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|