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95th "Under Attack" Tee
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For those who wake up and choose orbital bombardment. This bold, satirical t-shirt features a flaming Super Earth printed across the chest with the all-too-familiar rally cry:
“WE ARE UNDER FUCKING ATTACK”
The 95th Division logo is stamped on both sleeves, making it clear which unit is holding the line. Perfect for drills, downtime, or chaotic briefings—because sometimes, yelling the obvious is step one of the plan.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: 95th Helldiver Division Merch Store
- Email: commander-rod-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
95th "Under Attack" Tee Size Guide
Size label | A | B |
---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|